Overheard at College

“His blood-alcohol level was higher tha…

micahjackson — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:44:14 +0000

“His blood-alcohol level was higher than his G.P.A.”

NekoIslay — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 15:58:22 +0000

I forgot where my keys were this morning. They were right in my hand.

Rajon — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Some kid in my support group got a date through online dating. I’m gonna have to try that.

Derek — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Yeah I’m a college student getting a nosejob later this month. I’m gonna look fly as hell

Darryl — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:00:00 +0000

Heard some guy got iced while in class. He’s a real bro if he actually did it there

Doc — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

My neighbors were gossiping about me right next door. Yes I could hear you the whole time. They agree how chill I am

Dwight — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:00:00 +0000

My roommate listens to DMX all night and it keeps me up. How can one person be so angry?

Corey — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

We’re taking the Big Ten this year. State Penn all the way

Mark — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 13:00:00 +0000

School is so easy here that we can go and get drunk every night. I’m never leaving this wonderful place

Mikey — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:00:00 +0000

I heard some guys on the bus inventing new drinking games. More power to you. Godspeed.